jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

@scoreframes that series of words 1 hit KO-ed me

@shedgravity irl no doubles kin discourse

when will my top return from the war?

we can't FUCK if u dont want to listen to the german naruto opening

bottoms will report me for being a top then complain about not being topped

If "Grock" is what I think it is... It better not be.

terfs know that if they use this sight all 200,000 of us will swarm them like rabid bees and kill them one by one

the doctor asked who my next of kin was but i thought i said no doubles :(((

hey girls, so uh *commits arson*

@danishcookies he is absorbing retoots for the infinity gauntlet

When your cat crawls in your lap and does the head bump thing

Fingers in his Skyrim was my cry for help. Buy Skyrim for only $39.99 on steam!

Its really only been 3 days and i feel more bonded with any of you than near anyone on 3 years of tumblr im

banished to mastodon for fortnite crimes

me: join masto
friend: no
me: the tweets are called toots
friend:

*comes to ur house and steals ur kins*

@Butches blockt

Anytime I see someone with a .party instance:

Tops are a social construct