jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

sea slugs for lesbian rights

LOOK AT THESE GOOD BOYS

birds aren't real i should know i am one

Eating mayo packets like they’re gogurt

FUCK jeff bezos. eat the rich. redistribute the wealth.

listen I understand you’re all cowards and bastards but the fact we haven’t yet come together to summon the lord Cthulhu is embarrassing

before you post, :

is it iddy?
is it orny on main?
is it ntimate?
is it ipple?
is it lesbian?

IN THIS HOUSE WE’RE VALID

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stop forcing male
students to stand up
in class, its hard to
hide a boner
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im coochie gang in local but for my tootuals,...im for #akatasquestforworlddomination

don’t talk to me until i’ve eaten my morning ass

Boost this cat for good fortune.

good morning lgbts let’s raise this yeast

this ones for you gendo

~~despacito~~

yall: bring up discourse
me: smacks you on the nose with a rolled up newspaper