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You Must Read My Toots With The Cadence Of A Texan Woman For The Full Effect

@JohnBrownJr
yanking my hog when i hear Our national anthem start to play. i do what i must. i stand tall in complete agony; as cum runs down my leg,

*saluting as I cum* troop, yes, troop! This nut’s for you, Sir! Ten hut!!

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Respect the troops by sending them a cum tribute this holiday season!

The virgin reformist vs the chad abolitionist

the timeline on this site is absolute chaos but in a highly entertaining way tbh

FUCK jeff bezos. eat the rich. redistribute the wealth.

listen I understand you’re all cowards and bastards but the fact we haven’t yet come together to summon the lord Cthulhu is embarrassing

before you post, :sm64_t: :sm64_h: :sm64_i: :sm64_n: :sm64_k: :

is it :sm64_t: iddy?
is it :sm64_h: orny on main?
is it :sm64_i: ntimate?
is it :sm64_n: ipple?
is it :sm64_k: lesbian?

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