jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

some of y’all probably can’t even make pizza and here I am using my powers for evil

I just seen someone with the name "bottom oppression" and I am here to throw HANDS 💪 💪 💪 😤

i like soup dumplings bc they’re like the bread equivalent of meatballs

I'm kin with the guy who said he's gonna fuck the cube

hey if you hate asexuals because you think they have a “celibate is better than sex” superiority thing I have news for you,,,,,,some of the kinkiest ppl I know ID as ace

also support aces who ARENT kinky and DONT have sex because they’re valid and loved 💖

ace discourse is honestly tired and i hate that i can't talk about my issues within the ace community (cus i like it when we try and improve ourselves and understand each other) without it devolving into unnecessary bickering about who gets to sit where

Kinda homophobic how I don't have sharp teeth :/

every day... im ... shufflin 😔

Homophobia is brazil having summer in christmas. You wouldn't know homophobia if its slap your face

people who hate little dogs are NOT valid. chihuahuas deserve love and respect

hatsune mike killed masto

Let's add a new feature where we get to vote people off the site

women be going super saiyan 2

anybody got knees that fkn work in this joint?

sometimes the timeline moves a post out of the way before I can fave it, but I always scroll down as many times as it takes to make it right. I'm just that kind of friend I guess

only furries and homestucks can interact

@hiddentriforce GONNA SLURP EM

FINGERS IN HIS ASS SUNDAY ON MASTODON PREPERATIONS BEGIN TODAY

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