jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

you know i talk about murder and communism so much on this website that the fbi probably have me on their watchlist now

stroking my sultry chops on main rn

ok guys i love a good goof an all but can we please stop pretending heterosexuals exist? that jokes a bit overdone at this point.

@rabidloving do not slander,,,rat this way,,

one day i will be dead so keep this place beautiful

hey vaxxers.... bet u cant do THIS!!!
*gets polio and dies before the age of 3*

got warrior-male'd in a walmart

@peculiar_perryble thankfully somebody fixed it

yall ever jus say fuck it and

nnghg n sorry i had to realign my tapeworm in my cavity

any crystal can be a banishing crystal if it's big enough

when that tap water hits 😂😭👌😩

detroit become racist won absolutely NOTHING and its EXACTLY WHAT IT DESERVES

hey peta? die

- a vegan

@grock Silent Hill 3 (2003)

it’s actually illegal to skip the song American Idiot until AT LEAST 2021

goodnight gays lets get this drock (dream cock)

sir we all have meat we'd rather be beating right now