jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

Is beating cops at a Pokémon battle praxis?

Once I had a dream that I made the most hated comment ever on Reddit and it was downvoted by everyone on the site and people bought me like a negative gold that kept me from logging in

companies making christmas ads now is just another reason we have to destroy capitalism tbh

the real reason the only horny ppl on this website are porn accounts is because whilst we haven't verbally acknowledged it, none of us have the heart to use the phrase "thirst toots"

tootuals do this

@Scarly
"Then perish"

jomny jomny
yes papap
writing tweets
no pappa

The supreme lifeform is Ursula the sea witch.
+ octopus
+ shapeshifter
+ witch
+ fat femme
+ was supposed to be voiced by Divine

@Toasterfucker stop censoring me

@GayBowser im kicking u from the rabbit

me gettin redy for coochie

HEY FOLLOWERS!!!!!! ...................................... I .,, love u....... [smooch]

plotting to overthrow the bourgeoisie

i humbly ask to see pictures of peoples pets

me and my friends waiting for coochie

#findingnemogang

*meets a mastodon user irl* i-i like your spinal cord!

Rats are cool and all but what about Spiders? They have tiny paws!

mastodon users be like