jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

I love how at this point nobody seems to be even giving any thought to what they're tooting it's like a room full of people all just screaming to themselves.

anyone wanna devolve back to being a neanderthal w/ me?

people are freaking out about the chinese social credit score system but the american credit score system is basically exactly that except decentralized

please sir, spare some goochie (goo coochie)

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please spare a thought for the most oppressed people of them all: people unfortunate enough to be both cis AND straight. can I get a "straight rights" for all the cishet people on here

her tail smudged a bit but, space wolf💫

Rammy but like in a hornt way

WHY on EARTH is registration *STILL* open on .social

hey folks, bethesda game developer Todd Howard here to explain why my games are set in a fantasy world but i felt the need to include 40 million types of racism in your escape from reality

you know what REALLY gets to me about these new folks from tumblr???

many of them will have more followers than me within the next week, which is frankly just disrespectful

its my mission to kill dirk strider

@dankwraith @jzs42069
Hey can someone else do this I just remembered I hate kids

her pussy smells like taquito meat brother -hh

can't believe twitter went out of their way to erase the rich, symbolic history of astrological colors. Like and Retoot if you believe twitter should restore colors to their astrological signs.

Crud McRustMeat

i wanna hold a hand

a recent scientific study has proven that I am, in fact, a completely irredeemable and chaotic bastard

@probablynotbees seal: "Doesn't this weather just makes you wanna shove eels up my nose?"
scientist: "Please don't"

Live yoar dreams!!!!!!!!