jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

I reached it.... the sacred sex number

Mastodon, you can't kill me. I'm definitely not Todd Howard. I am Todd JHoward, totally not the creator of Skyrim. Buy Skyrim.

todd.,, my son.., :(

fuck crabposting. this post was made by lobster crew

in honour of todd howard the fallen...

F

TODD HOWARD GOT LOCKED OUT OF HIS ACCOUNT BECAUSE OF IMPERSONATION

Sigh... I saw Reuters' initial report citing the bloody dictator's "news" agency and was like "Why do you still reprint anything from that source?",
then minutes later... Reuters issued this instead.

When will they learn?
You CAN NOT trust an authoritarian State's propaganda bureau as a the sole source for anything related to any kind of opponent to their ruler, regardless of whom that opponent may be.
Same for SANA as for AA, Sputnik/RT, MBC/al-Arabiya, PressTV, etc, etc.

spinally, a trend i can get behind

I’m not gonna be able to leave tumblr for good until mastodon gets more #scorpia fan art

sippin on that spinal fluid

every web site is on the 'deep web' when i'm there, because my posts are so profound and insightful

me and the lads going for a dip

@thegibson
The four alignments:
Cyberpunk
Solargoth
Cybergoth
Solarpunk

theres such thing as an anti-pope

@piccolo honestly thats valid but man i was Surprised ™

someone should go through and replace herobrine in a bunch of screenshots with lucky luciano

if you’re not Mexican don’t paint a sugar skull on your face

fun fact your gut bacteria produce neurotransmitters meaning what you eat literally effects your mood