jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

guys rat the runegod and xanax the sorcerer are having a wizard's battle in my living room please send help

lisen up gamers . i ! love you .

self c,are ideams:
- date a ,lizard
- dribnk water
- shower
- minecraft

Everyone on mastodon.social laughing at the latest meme

rember!!!!! self care is, importan!

miku

WE LAUGH WHILE STARING DOWN THE VOID

AND CRY WHILE LISTENING TO VOCALOID

had a nightmare involving zombies and now my s/o is watching a zombie movie. lol I didn’t even tell them

I reached it.... the sacred sex number

Mastodon, you can't kill me. I'm definitely not Todd Howard. I am Todd JHoward, totally not the creator of Skyrim. Buy Skyrim.

todd.,, my son.., :(

fuck crabposting. this post was made by lobster crew

in honour of todd howard the fallen...

F

TODD HOWARD GOT LOCKED OUT OF HIS ACCOUNT BECAUSE OF IMPERSONATION

Sigh... I saw Reuters' initial report citing the bloody dictator's "news" agency and was like "Why do you still reprint anything from that source?",
then minutes later... Reuters issued this instead.

When will they learn?
You CAN NOT trust an authoritarian State's propaganda bureau as a the sole source for anything related to any kind of opponent to their ruler, regardless of whom that opponent may be.
Same for SANA as for AA, Sputnik/RT, MBC/al-Arabiya, PressTV, etc, etc.

spinally, a trend i can get behind

I’m not gonna be able to leave tumblr for good until mastodon gets more #scorpia fan art

sippin on that spinal fluid

every web site is on the 'deep web' when i'm there, because my posts are so profound and insightful