jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

@peculiar_perryble thats how i was with tumblr mdndkdnkf
now im here like “who wants to hear what the goblin in my brain has to say!!!”

*closes mastodon*
hmmm what to do now?
*opens mastodon*

broke: paying ridiculous amounts of money for szechuan sauce
woke: make your own damn sauce

when i mess up a social interaction i can feel this pop up over my head

i have to go th e fuck to sleep i hope im alive in the morning

Here he is what a good boy

what does stability feel like and will i ever get it

My big fat boy

America's Funniest Bone Videos

what a dang donk rightthere.

what if one day every horse just said "hey, let's eat meat"

can one.., be

dovahkiin.., kin..,?

@gallowscalibrator this isnt about anyone specific im just feeling murderous

eevee loves you unconditionally

if you don't kin im oppressing you

Open tab: screaming woman in car

fingers in his ass... what about fingers in his pussy? it's equality.