jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

anyone know how to hard reset a brain

*you press your ear up against my coochie to faintly hear careless whisper playing inside*

can someone perform a lobotomy on me pls

@gasp
Outstanding that your mom corrected him.

@danishcookies yep! colony of four mostly small ones with one bigger boy

apparently it’s just teriyaki dipping sauce I mean damn that’s not hard to make I did it like two days ago

@peculiar_perryble thats how i was with tumblr mdndkdnkf
now im here like “who wants to hear what the goblin in my brain has to say!!!”

*closes mastodon*
hmmm what to do now?
*opens mastodon*

broke: paying ridiculous amounts of money for szechuan sauce
woke: make your own damn sauce

when i mess up a social interaction i can feel this pop up over my head

i have to go th e fuck to sleep i hope im alive in the morning

Here he is what a good boy

what does stability feel like and will i ever get it

My big fat boy

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👏St👏op saying👏white👏p👏eo👏ple don't 👏have👏👏 rhythm

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what a dang donk rightthere.

what if one day every horse just said "hey, let's eat meat"