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you dont need bots to spam mastodon users we do it to ourselves

PLEASE INTERACT OR RETOOT IF YOU'RE OKAY BEING CALLED 'LOVE' OR 'MY LOVE' BECAUSE IT'S BEEN BROUGHT TO MY ATTENTION BY A CERTAIN ANNOYING VANTAS THAT NOT EVERYONE IS ARIGHT WITH BEING CALLED THAT.

the second i can suck my own dick I will never go to a gymnastics class again

the meme evolves, adapts, survives through variation. survival of the absolute worst.

Me, injecting piss directly into my bloodstream: your move gamers

funeral of a hero 

French YPG fighter Farid Medjahed was killed on October 6 in the Operation Jazeera/Cizirê Storm/Tempest to liberate Deir-ez-Zor from ISIL and was buried in Marseilles yesterday.
After a minute of silence for the martyrs of the Rojava Revolution the father held a farewell speech to friends and people hunger striking for political prisoner Öcalan, about how the son always stood up for the rights of the oppressed.
anfenglishmobile.com/news/fren

Oh shit there's a pigeon here (I'm outside)

*you press your ear up against my coochie to faintly hear careless whisper playing inside*

family, names (++/-/~/?) 

@gasp
Outstanding that your mom corrected him.

apparently it’s just teriyaki dipping sauce I mean damn that’s not hard to make I did it like two days ago

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@peculiar_perryble thats how i was with tumblr mdndkdnkf
now im here like “who wants to hear what the goblin in my brain has to say!!!”

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