jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

i may be a filthy kinnie, but im also a dr kinnie, which makes it much worse

@lynnesbian
What if you change your legal name, and someone writes your old name in the death note? Or what if someone writes your Mastodon username in there? Is that good enough?

What if you wrote in invisible ink? Is the Spiral-bound Notebook of Death compatible with lemon juice?

{Please, Lynne, I need answers}

Self driving cars are such a thinking in the box solution to the issues of mass transportion. Only a place that had its history so corruptingly tied to the car could point to it as the future.

I'm intentionally cultivating a young Fidel Castro look so when my customers at Starbucks bring it up I have an opportunity to spread Communist propaganda

Selfie, ec

Twitter: brands are your friends
Mastodon: pee pee poo poo

Why doesn't the proletariat, the larger of the societal classes, simply eat the other one?

here have the most handsomest picture of my cat

i also really appreciate the pink fairy armadillo

my oc is a blue hedgehog who can run really fast his name is speedy

boost if you see your kink

socialism
eating ass
thigh highs
getting gendered correctly
anime tiddies
free healthcare
dril tweets
garfield 2 a tale of two kitties
a world without stephen crowder
beyblades
destroying white supremacy
eating ass but with a friend
free hrt

if she's your girl why'd she take me in the divorce

@garfiald Yes. But only after proper preparation. *takes out frying pan and olive oil*

can someone lend me a nice old dog to keep me company while I'm on the mend?

*whispers* it's ok to make things that dont approach photorealism

i think i would have done great in pe if i'd been allowed in with the other girls. i probably would have gotten really into volleyball or field hockey.

lol