jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

god fucking DAMN i love ChudBot 9000

ASSIGNED THOT AT BIRTH.

AAA

i thought someone was genderfluid, and varied between being male and female, but it turns out they were agender. i guess they're never miss, huh

twenty years ago trans women were SOLIDLY in the "it makes some people feel uncomfortable, let's have a conversation about it" space.

fuck those "conversations"

im going to cry omg shes so cute

Right-wing extremist corresponding with imprisoned mass-murderer terrorist Anders Behring Breivik prosecuted for preparing to blow up the municipal building of Haninge in Sweden using soda cans and ping-pong balls filled with red phosphorous and potassium chlorate connected to mobile phone.

Kindred describe the 30-year-old as "right-wing extremist" and said that the man had said "I want to create a trend where people assault the power hard and intensively".
He had asked his cohabitant partner to help place the charges.
Supposedly hated the social services after a personal dispute.

Four kilograms of potassium chlorate were found in the man's storage.
The man denies the charges.

how to spot a fake gamer:
- can't name single game
- made of styrofoam
- holds the N64 controller with three hands
- doesn't know how to pause real life
- wears a name tag reading "hi, my name is VIDEO GAMES"

Smash that fucking like button if you haven’t had a consistent sleep schedule in god knows how long

france france revolution

*woody from toy story voice* YOU! ARE! A! TWINK!

:33 < everyone here is so good and I appurreciate mew all so much

SOON

Looking at apartments for rent and apparently this one is not suitable for men because it has pink bathroom tiles. Can someone tell me if cis people are ok?

me logging onto mastodon and all my followers rejoicing

Greetings fellow LGBTQIA
I present you with my cats - the standard internet salutation
Meet Fred and George Weasely. They are Twins

@danishcookies He is! He loves to stretch for us when we feed him. He can rest his paws on the counter.

raise ur glass if ur feeling lonely af