jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

What they mean is they know what it's like to grow up white and poor in Baltimore. They don't understand redlining, or food deserts, or police harassment, or prejudice in the job market, etc and they don't really care to learn.

As a spokesperson of Baltimore, I just want ya'll to know that Nancy Pelosi is part of what I like to call "the worst generation of Baltimore" and I am very, very, sorry. The whites that fled to the surrounding counties in the 60-70's (and much further in Pelosi's case) are some of the most racist, conservative, fear-mongering people I know. If I hear one more person say "I know what it's like to be poor, I grew up in Baltimore City" I'm gonna scream.

@Ragdolly come on then, do it

guillotine me like i'm a dirty pig, daddy

Thanks to the destruction wreaked upon the planet by the capitalist class, our descendants may feel prostalgia for the Earth itself.

fuck you lookin at keep scrollin

@root Tingles all your holes AND your mind

mewtwo looks like a $900 vibrator.

hmm theres a small non corporate gym 10 minutes away by bike that is decently affordable and they give you a free personal training session when you get a monthly membership... maybe i'll do it

me when someone looks over my shoulder as i’m composing my next TOOT!

epic

dont fucking @ me if you dont butter your cereal 😤 😤

skadiddle skadoodle someone touch my noodle

sometimes you just unknowingly insult the president of iceland to his face

i hope the movie sonic has needle teeth

i...i know its gonna be porn but how can i NOT click with TAGS LIKE THESE

*loses at a video game*
*just starts violently screaming and ripping my clothes off down to the nude*