jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

i like big butts and i cannot die

Mark Wazowski?????

imagine being turned into liquid so toriel could vape you

@ghostlings imagine being grinded into ketchup so sans can drink you

Boop!

all you newbies have no idea what the struggle used to be like. ive been here since the beginning. i made the first mastodon post ever

5 ways things could get bad:

1:

don't retoot my teeth. what do you think you are doing. are you out of your fucking mind.

What r u lookin at?

In #Salon: Speculation that #Trump may be planning to dump #christofacist #homophobe in chief VP Pence in favor of Nikki Haley for the 2020 campaign. https://www.salon.com/2018/12/12/whats-behind-mike-pences-stony-visage-trump-may-plan-to-dump-him-for-nikki-haley/

@RussellTheFox almost certain fae has alts, fae does on twitter, they are all different other than being from scotland

sasukekin did 9/11

wasnt someone out there trying to keep track of all the memes on mastodon

wonder how theyre doing

Jesus didn't die, nailed to the cross for our sins, so that you heathens could be kpop stans

#OH Senate passes "heartbeat" anti- #abortion bill. "We literally crafted this legislation to be the arrow in the heart of Roe v. Wade." https://thinkprogress.org/ohio-senate-passes-heartbeat-bill-hoping-abortion-ban-will-be-used-to-overturn-roe-b3cd3940513f/

my cat sits on my desk while i'm working maybe she can help me debug stuff

stop saying i look like komaeda, he's dumb and he's a coward, and i am not a coward

socrates said fuck work !