jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

anybody know any lethal fortnite dances?

absolutely wild how the romans named their god mars after a candy bar

Another stock market pitfall with DOW dropping another 800 points.
Take these moments as evidence of a rogue/crony/laissez-faire capitalist economy failing.
When we get into the next depression, it will be our time to rebuild this world into something better.

Look to what people did in Catalonia Spain in the 1930s, as well as what happened in America in the last great depression.

We know people will need food, and clean water. Start a local garden. Get to know your neighbors and organize what needs will have to be met. Try and befriend a pharmacist so we know how to make medicine. Get creative!

i like big butts and i cannot die

Mark Wazowski?????

imagine being turned into liquid so toriel could vape you

@ghostlings imagine being grinded into ketchup so sans can drink you

Boop!

all you newbies have no idea what the struggle used to be like. ive been here since the beginning. i made the first mastodon post ever

5 ways things could get bad:

1:

don't retoot my teeth. what do you think you are doing. are you out of your fucking mind.

What r u lookin at?

In #Salon: Speculation that #Trump may be planning to dump #christofacist #homophobe in chief VP Pence in favor of Nikki Haley for the 2020 campaign. https://www.salon.com/2018/12/12/whats-behind-mike-pences-stony-visage-trump-may-plan-to-dump-him-for-nikki-haley/

@RussellTheFox almost certain fae has alts, fae does on twitter, they are all different other than being from scotland

sasukekin did 9/11

wasnt someone out there trying to keep track of all the memes on mastodon

wonder how theyre doing

Jesus didn't die, nailed to the cross for our sins, so that you heathens could be kpop stans