jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

Mom: hey are u dressed yet
Me watching a video of toriel vaping:

me: time to get ready for school
me: sits in my bed scrolling through mastodon still

#YellowVests: The Time for wishy-washy coalitions is over - #GiletsJaunes #YellowJackets #antireport Read here --> https://enoughisenough14.org/2018/12/13/yellowvests-the-time-for-wishy-washy-coalitions-is-over/

@90skid2001

whips so hard that i clip thru the ground

Naruto is art and you're all cowards for denying it

cis men owe me so much money for all the therapy i've had to have. and now? i'm coming to get it. look out

me: okay good wholesome post yay!
me, immediately after: im gonna post something incredibly horny on main

MODS ARE ASLEEP POST CHUNKY CHIHUAHUAS

i feel like as a society we haven't come to terms with the fact that there's a slutty m&m

Solidarity with the #Stansted15 from #Minneapolis - #StopDeportations #NoBorders Read here --> https://enoughisenough14.org/2018/12/13/solidarity-with-the-stansted15-from-minneapolis/

i think about this video every fucking day

good news for robot girls

shaun’s fat balls please interact

people who unironically play roblox in 2018 can i get a hell yeah

*pets Shaun’s nuts* aww coochie coochie coo

me, after anything mildly inconvenient happens: this is so kafkaesque

You want to kin me huh? Do you have what it takes?

cis just means the first person who guessed my gender was correct

it's not my fault that i am not very creative

i was very young when it happened