jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

I applied for another job and I don't know what I'm gonna do about my current one... Like, I'm currently being asked about a promotion at my job but it's not really what I want to do with my life, and I applied for this other job last night and it's at least different? And more up my alley? But I'd rather just teach, really, it's easier, and I can work from home. I don't know I just needed to get that out. Advice? Thoughts? Anything?

*shaking an empty soup can* spare cummies sir? spare cummies?

you open my thermos
its full of cummies

😍
Beans
#Cats

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Just so we are all clear: today is a pretty day. I feel pretty, and witty, and oh so fucking gay.

@peemobil i literally said "DEGLOVED??" out loud and covered my mouth

Friends is a show about a bunch of narcissists who hate each other but hookup because they're all neighbors and its convenient

men are oppressed because we have to spend money to maintain our trucks

do NOT hate rats

white men retreat to the "free speech" point when they can't think of any other justification to give you their ignorant ass opinions. that is how you know the damage is done

might fuck around and abolish hierarchies

@ultrawafflehouse CANNIBALISM

finished making a Very Large Friend!!

No orbs until you've eaten your worms!

miku kills komaeda

Always Ready To Make Life Hell For Those Who Don’t RESPECT My BISEXUALS.