jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

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Worm on string discourse time

Guys, be careful who you retoot from in the next few weeks as lots of aphobes from Tumblr are pouring into Mastodon, especially in the mastodon.social instance. Almost all of them are also transmed/truscum or truscum adjacent as well.

@heirofbreath the grinch is against the commercialization of the holiday season and is valid

wanting to fuck the onceler isnt valid bc hes an environment destroying capitalist bitch

Facebook's latest privacy scandal: The private photos of millions of users were accidentally shared with 1,500 apps
https://nordic.businessinsider.com/facebook-bug-exposed-millions-private-photos-to-third-party-apps-2018-12?r=US&IR=T&fbclid=IwAR1FaMfHJU3EgRg4mx3rIXCesRioroTEMo113cwFVfRI7R9yuxqgNgJWBlA

retoot to pet the cat
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turn off the thought stopping cliches for one second and just like, look around at the material reality of this world please

wild that people still bust out the "communism deprives you of individual choice" line in 2018 as if i can personally opt out of being permanently surveilled, or paying taxes for endless war, or being gouged on health care, or paying exorbitant rent. what the fuck is your idea of freedom, ten different kinds of potato chips at the 7-11? (as if we couldn't have snacks in communism lol)

IMAGINE SUPPORTING AN ABLEIST RACIST 😂

THIS POST WAS MADE BY HUSSIEPHOBIC PEEPEE JORTS GANG

@sasukekin u rn

please imbegging you ill put my peepee back in my jorts just please dont block me im so sorry i was being hussiephobic pleasedont add me to the block list

Boost if you love anachronism

*sees police car*
I’VE NEVER BROKEN A LAW IN MY LIFE I’VE NEVER EVEN LOOKED AT A LAW

*police car passes*
*takes a hit of weed*

no coffee
*i sleep*

coffee
*i shidd*

dead ass dont care if u like homestuck but yall really need to acknowledge the terrible shit hussie has done

mfw i see a hilariously grotesque muscular elsa singing a parody of let it go based around muscles but i promised to stop posting weird fetish art

Not To Alarm The Heterosssexualss Or Anything But Ssnakesss Are Gay