jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

being polyamorous is great
yesterday, two of my girlfriends were too nervous to admit that they loved each other, so i was DMing them both to help them work up the courage

I made art, so yeah:

crushed. crushed. crushed. none of you is free of cute

*scrolls through list of skateboard tricks*

nice of someone to compile this list of rad as fuck genders

you’ve tried: T pose
now try: Y pose
M pose
C pose
A pose

This is a statue located in Berlin, entitled "Politicians Discussing Global Warming."

Our neighbourhood, from a proper scale...

via https://twitter.com/elakdawalla/status/1073290978344067072

here for a good time not a long time

Advancing the trans mission

@jzs42069 @JohnBrownJr @Slipperywerm @DMX

Get her to squirt it back out into a glass, and *then* add the booze. That'll kill anything nasty in it, and have a nice refreshing post-coital beverage, you can share together.

@Quixote171 @jzs42069 @JohnBrownJr @Slipperywerm @DMX this is still the worst thing on this fucking earth

Where do you fall on this argument?

@Slipperywerm @DMX @jizzwitch nog? now there’s a drink i’ve not heard in a long time,,,

trans men are amazing

Fingers in his ass
Fingers in his ass
Kanye west he likes
Fingers in his ass
Fingers in his ass
Fingers in his ass
Kanye west he likes
Big fingers in his ass
Kanye West he likes
Big fingers in his ass
Kanye West he likes
Puttin' fingers in his ass
Fingers in his ass
He likes in his ass
Fingers in his ass
Yes, pinkie
Index finger and the thumb
In his ass
Till his butthole go numb
West in his ass
North in his ass
East in his ass
Most definitely in his ass-

Trans folk are cute, pass it on.

I'm an American, which means my homie whos a tattoo artist is the closest I get to seeing a doctor