jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

@jackofallEves "OwO *snuggles up to god*. You a cutie God UwU"

but if im gay
and your gay
then whose flying the plane straight

@danishcookies everyone is valid regardless of what anyone has ever said

what if

you wanted to go to heaven

but god said

@kropotkhristian my friend literally tricked me into seeing this in a theatre when it came out and I've never been able to forgive myself for loving it

im not heterophobic i just think their ideology and lifestyle choices arent what america needs in these trying times...

i eat gender cereal for breakfast
the cis cry out “no please, not our beloved gender”
i look them dead in the eye and
cromch cromch

@princeouma

My one complaint about masto is not enough cat photos

time for something a little.....CONTROVERSIAL

"I fell and now tissue is hanging out"

3126 civilians rescued, in just 24 hours, from the reactionary theocratic ISIL group by the Syrian Democratic Forces (SDF) as they continue the defeat the probably worst group of our times in its Operation Cizirê/Jazeera Storm/Tempest.
A statement by the SDF was released containing a battle report including items seized.
https://anfenglishmobile.com/rojava-northern-syria/sdf-121-isis-terrorists-killed-3126-people-rescued-in-hajin-31453

...meanwhile SDF also has to defend against the illegal invasion by the NATO-member Turkey which has the local al-Qaeda affiliate and similar in its auxiliary forces and following whose invasion ISIL made a resurgence in several areas.

Woah Dude Check It Out!!!!!!!!!

being polyamorous is great
yesterday, two of my girlfriends were too nervous to admit that they loved each other, so i was DMing them both to help them work up the courage

I made art, so yeah:

crushed. crushed. crushed. none of you is free of cute

*scrolls through list of skateboard tricks*

nice of someone to compile this list of rad as fuck genders