jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

so does anyone wanna write my obituary or should i do it myself

me and da boys

@realtoddhoward what a dick!!

kanye west belted a maga hat at me like in mary-oh odyssey and when it landed on my head i became Redpilled

think about it: if they just get to make up what a planet is as they go along, and give and take away planet status at a moment's notice, any of us could be a planet if we really wanted to

@Gayest how do I @ everyone tell me ur secrets damnit

me:
my phone:
me:
my phone:
me: i
my phone: Unfortunately, YouTube has stopped.

yo someone show me how to @/everyone bc I have an announcement

i asked for squid maids fully intending that i become one

when you gotta get all your drunk friends home

piss

im going to factkin diogenes now

@jackofallEves "OwO *snuggles up to god*. You a cutie God UwU"

but if im gay
and your gay
then whose flying the plane straight

@danishcookies everyone is valid regardless of what anyone has ever said

what if

you wanted to go to heaven

but god said

@kropotkhristian my friend literally tricked me into seeing this in a theatre when it came out and I've never been able to forgive myself for loving it