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I went on Amazon to see what I'd find if I searched "soap for men", and I was not disappointed LMFAO

I didn’t do anything cool in high school because I hated where I lived and I protested that by not living my life

Me, thinking about commenting on a popular well thought out thread, “did u kno im did surgery on a gwape”

I'm for truth, no matter who tells it. I'm for justice, no matter who it's for or against. I'm a human being first and foremost, and as such I am for whoever and whatever benefits humanity as a whole.
-- Malcolm X

#anarchism #quote #bot

dysphoria 

no breasts 🤝 penis
making me feel dysphoric

Whenever I turn on the light and Jerry's out and about he always looks like I caught him in the middle of doing something he's embarrassed about. #photo #gecko #reptile #pet wandering.shop/media/sKXn4jCc7

Y'all… I love my gecko so much. In case you ever doubted that, here's a video I sneakily took of her tonight drinking from her water bowl, which I stripped the audio of because it was just badly echoey youtube video audio in the BG, and replaced with a version of "It's A Wonderful World" that my dad made for me on his keyboards and now I'm crying 😭

This may be the best thing I've ever made.

💚 :squishygecko: 💚

#MastoGeckos #MastoPets #Gecko #CrestedGecko #CorrelophusCiliatus #Lizard #Reptile

i do not have use for male or female soaps, i simply let the hot water run over my musty body.

nauseating masculinity
poisonous masculinity
toxic masculinity
fatal masculinity

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