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money 

I wish I always had some cash in my pocket like my dad did so I could give my kid a few bills when he's going to do something fun. but I need that money a lot more than my dad did...

Another weird incident during school?

In 9th grade, I and my classmates had through reading 1800s literature, university textbooks and experimentation made up several of our own explosives using materials mostly taken from school and once we had created one we were particularly proud of (in these times, I can't share it publicly, sorry) we brought our finding to the chemistry teacher.

The chemistry teacher wanted to test it by putting a bunch in the ventilated cubicle of the classroom and light it, but we loudly objected, so it was agreed to at least do it outdoors (we still objected).

Once the teacher lit the little unenclosed pile it had placed on the lawn... EVERY window on that side of the school building shattered.
Our extracurricular project was approved without further questions. :-]

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at christmas, raymond briggs, author of The Snowman, likes to give people shitty presents as a prank. like he gave my friend's mum what was obviously a bottle of wine but when she opened it it was just full of cigarette butts?

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I had been told that society's institutions were founded on justice and equality, and all around me I could see nothing but lies and treachery.
-- Emile Henry

#anarchism #quote #bot

@00dani aa gosh :blobsnuggle:​ ur such a sweet and cute girl, im glad i'm your girlfriend.

me, to my adoring crowd: i know everyone says their fans are the greatest but you're the greatest

rando in audience, shouting: you just think that because, as fans of your work, we reflect your values and attitude! this is an exercise in cultural narcissism

me: man you're the best

pol, dogwhistle 

@Lexi Yup and yup

To further your point, I'd say society needs to stop fetishizing intelligence as this single, unchangeable and inherent value

In its current state and as it's mostly known, "intelligence" is pretty much a privilege

pol, dogwhistle 

Hot tip: if someone mentions IQ to make a point, take it as a dogwhistle and bail

Misuse of science to justify biological hierarchisation is literally fash shit

Leftist Meta, Kinda disapointed (-) 

@DragonessDella @KitsuneAlicia

The realist and most enduring friendships I have are with people who have dicked me over and gone "I will not rest until there is some kind of restitution we are both satisfied with."

You learn a lot more about somebody's character by how they react to their own wrongdoing then you will from what they say about somebody elses.

Leftist Meta, Kinda disapointed (-) 

@DragonessDella @KitsuneAlicia

I despise when people are like "we can't admit fault, then people won't trust us and we won't win".

If you can't admit fault you're being dishonest and you don't deserve to win. It is human to make errors and you need to be realistic and upfront about fixing the harm they cause.

A lot of injustice goes unexamined if you're too proud to admit you can fail.

Hey so I guess some people don't know that the Mandela effect is both fake and racist which, can't blame you, why would anyone care enough to know that. But yeah, the Mandela effect is both fake and racist

mooooooooooom phineas and ferb are deleting bitcoins

friendly reminder to add alt text on your images. Not only does it aid accessibility for people using screen readers, it also helps people understand what the focus of the image is!

Efficiency is nice and all but have you lived in a culture with a surplus of wealth, spread around well?

Fuck efficiency when there's humans involved. It's precarity by another name.

guns 

are extremely cool and extremely not something I should have right now

The spice cumin is spelled CUm In! haha! look at that!

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