jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

he’s stealing a bunch of people’s pictures now

mark went online to bitch about being broken up with. what a tool

mark just got his ass kicked by words

this movie is doing a really shitty job of making me like mark right from the start

@007 plenty more where that came from

i showed you my fursuit please respond

@lynnesbian
1) F****
2) M*********, MI
3) Pet/Good Girl

PSA: I am not a "hon", I am not a "honey", I am not a "sweetheart", I am not whatever other infantile sexist buzzwords you have the "wit" to come up with, and if you bring your insufferable condescending bullshit to my backyard i'm gonna turn the fucking hose on you.

home of the boring and ugly suckling babe

the real little shop of horrors is captialism. folks

light yagami did not deserve a goth gf

he’s watching

It was such a crazy speed of development from when we found that "BBS" which actually was "the Internet" during which classmates mockingly asked us "what's so fun about computers? :-D",
to when web-addresses were at the end of all news-shows and about that time suddenly the same classmates asked "hey, can you help me with the Internet?" (of course we did!).

A weird outcome was when I was asked to hold a course on "the Internet" for all the school's teachers, including giving them grades...
before I had graduated and they had graded me.

Conflict of interest? Yes...
but I was also on the Municipal Council, which was technically all of theirs' boss. :-D

anybody got some spare content laying around?

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I wish I always had some cash in my pocket like my dad did so I could give my kid a few bills when he's going to do something fun. but I need that money a lot more than my dad did...

Another weird incident during school?

In 9th grade, I and my classmates had through reading 1800s literature, university textbooks and experimentation made up several of our own explosives using materials mostly taken from school and once we had created one we were particularly proud of (in these times, I can't share it publicly, sorry) we brought our finding to the chemistry teacher.

The chemistry teacher wanted to test it by putting a bunch in the ventilated cubicle of the classroom and light it, but we loudly objected, so it was agreed to at least do it outdoors (we still objected).

Once the teacher lit the little unenclosed pile it had placed on the lawn... EVERY window on that side of the school building shattered.
Our extracurricular project was approved without further questions. :-]

at christmas, raymond briggs, author of The Snowman, likes to give people shitty presents as a prank. like he gave my friend's mum what was obviously a bottle of wine but when she opened it it was just full of cigarette butts?