jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

I'm going to go on shark tank and pitch communism

this is the most 2018 story possible

@peculiar_perryble the emote is facing the shark so it looks like the cookie is gonna kill the shark

I know tourists are always advised to wear their bags on their chests and not their backs. But it feels like there’s no better way to make sure everyone around you knows you’re a tourist.

Like, you may as well be carrying a sign.

fun gay fact: girls

the powerhouse is the mitochondria of the city

people marrying their clones and making awful pirate puns? in my mentions? it's more likely than you think

here i sit
broken hearted
went fart
instead i sharted

well, well, well, take a look at Fucktown, USA over here

I.. didn't think this was an actual porn instance thingy. anyway I'm new and if anyone knows landscape servers pls lemme know.
this is the type of stuff i draw owo

Seen it here, done it too

retoot to give kirby the power to steal a transphobes kneecaps!

Oh would you look at the time

Red Dead Redemption 2 (2018)

Okay, hear me out.

What if.. Sargon of ACAB.

mooooooooooom phineas and ferb are owning the libs

‘barack obama’ is a valid troll name