jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

@muppetbutler don’t talk to me until i’ve scoured my entire dermis with coffee

me: *reading The odyssey in 10th grade english* Okay, this is epic

update: I found it!!! now i’m only down four pins

its weird to think that the edgy stuff i was watching on the internet as a teen was like, absurd cartoon hyperviolence and not weirdo video game streamer personalities calling for ethnic cleansing

approximately 3 times a month

trash.social was a social experiment n we where all test dummies

the komaeda shimejis on my desktop:

nice

merr lizmas

[if u know the source of these photos pls lmk]

Incinigarf

gay rights revoked cause i never watched naruto

Shredding Me to Bits and Cleaning Them Beans

I'm going to go on shark tank and pitch communism

this is the most 2018 story possible

@peculiar_perryble the emote is facing the shark so it looks like the cookie is gonna kill the shark

I know tourists are always advised to wear their bags on their chests and not their backs. But it feels like there’s no better way to make sure everyone around you knows you’re a tourist.

Like, you may as well be carrying a sign.

fun gay fact: girls

the powerhouse is the mitochondria of the city