jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

@laser sweet, sweet #sitting action

ok i’d like to revise this statement: santa is a fucken snitch

santa is a fucken cop

@muppetbutler don’t talk to me until i’ve scoured my entire dermis with coffee

me: *reading The odyssey in 10th grade english* Okay, this is epic

update: I found it!!! now i’m only down four pins

its weird to think that the edgy stuff i was watching on the internet as a teen was like, absurd cartoon hyperviolence and not weirdo video game streamer personalities calling for ethnic cleansing

approximately 3 times a month

trash.social was a social experiment n we where all test dummies

the komaeda shimejis on my desktop:

nice

merr lizmas

[if u know the source of these photos pls lmk]

Incinigarf

gay rights revoked cause i never watched naruto

Shredding Me to Bits and Cleaning Them Beans

I'm going to go on shark tank and pitch communism

this is the most 2018 story possible

@peculiar_perryble the emote is facing the shark so it looks like the cookie is gonna kill the shark