jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

man imagine if real life was in 3D

oh fuck no i've started america vs australia/UK food terminology discourse again haven't i

why is there SO MUCH to talk about on this subject

oh yeah, america? do you have THIS?

will i ever tire of the word chungus? find out on the next episode of mastodon!

John "Chungus" Madden

call 833-249-0483 to hear pinkie pie wish you happy holidays

for real the my little pony hotline is open from now until december 31 and u can hear one of the mane 6 wish you happy holidays

Today I spotted my favorite winter plants, the Snow Beans

@danishcookies seriously though that chart is tattooed to the inside of my skull

coochie on a shelf

no not coochie elf in a shelf just coochie on a shelf

take that coochie n pop it on that shelf

@danishcookies I'm definitely silty clay

i love my shitposts,, and yours’

Funny how the discussion on human rights never includes us. Justice and dignity for all people... except whores.

They Only Let Santa Out Once A Year So He Can Fuck

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