jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

here's your periodic reminder that "being trans" is simply not identifying consistently as the gender you were assigned at birth! it doesn't mean "transitioning", nor "taking hormones", nor "getting surgery". It doesn't even mean dressing differently! (though many trans people do several of these things!)

also! nonbinary folks are trans generally speaking! You can opt out of the trans label/community, but being nonbinary inherently meets the singular condition of being trans mentioned above!

For 2019, I hope to see the death of America, the Great Satan … #HappyNewYear #2019Hopes

man imagine if real life was in 3D

oh fuck no i've started america vs australia/UK food terminology discourse again haven't i

why is there SO MUCH to talk about on this subject

oh yeah, america? do you have THIS?

will i ever tire of the word chungus? find out on the next episode of mastodon!

John "Chungus" Madden

call 833-249-0483 to hear pinkie pie wish you happy holidays

for real the my little pony hotline is open from now until december 31 and u can hear one of the mane 6 wish you happy holidays

Today I spotted my favorite winter plants, the Snow Beans

@danishcookies seriously though that chart is tattooed to the inside of my skull

coochie on a shelf

no not coochie elf in a shelf just coochie on a shelf

take that coochie n pop it on that shelf

@danishcookies I'm definitely silty clay