jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

jesus christ ATE MY ASS and I SURVIVED?? (story time)

only good part of organized religion is the monasteries. wanna live in an old castle with my squad

The view from the Istanbul University Library

if u get into an argument with someone from berries.space all u gotta do to make them shut up is mention asexuality. theyll either refrain from replying so they dont get banned OR theyll reply and then they get banned 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😹😹😹

here's your periodic reminder that "being trans" is simply not identifying consistently as the gender you were assigned at birth! it doesn't mean "transitioning", nor "taking hormones", nor "getting surgery". It doesn't even mean dressing differently! (though many trans people do several of these things!)

also! nonbinary folks are trans generally speaking! You can opt out of the trans label/community, but being nonbinary inherently meets the singular condition of being trans mentioned above!

For 2019, I hope to see the death of America, the Great Satan … #HappyNewYear #2019Hopes

man imagine if real life was in 3D

oh fuck no i've started america vs australia/UK food terminology discourse again haven't i

why is there SO MUCH to talk about on this subject

oh yeah, america? do you have THIS?

will i ever tire of the word chungus? find out on the next episode of mastodon!

John "Chungus" Madden