jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

When you're browsing on Firefox and you accident open in a new window instead of a new tab.

As of new year's eve, I will have been without a facebook account for one year.
It's been a largely positive experience. While I've lost contact with a few more distant friends, I no longer have to deal with any of the stupid bullshit that hellforsaken website slams you with. I've also grown closer to the people that matter the most to me, and generally feel like a more whole person.
I highly recommend leaving it as a new year's resolution if you still have an account.

do you think eugen misses not having a thousand communist shitposters dragging him down everyday?

Yeah seriously what is going on with the insane influx of stepsister incest porn on the front page of every porn site you guys notice that too right

friend sent me this..

France France Revolution

my family gave me a raspberry pi 3b+ and a rainbow case for it and I'm excited to put it together!! it has *four* usb ports, a wifi antenna and bluetooth!!

i'm gonna make it into a media server for my music collection!!

i shidded and farded

Mastodon really rewards you for just... going off on one. It's so nice.

I feel old habits kicking in- trying to engineer content that'll get boosts- then some weird vent thread I started yesterday will make the rounds instead.

Maybe I'm just lucky..? But I feel this platform actively resisting my worse tendencies in ways I hadn't expected. I'm grateful for that.

That's how it *should* be.

Think I'll be sticking around for the foreseeable future. ❤️

@bitchphomet parenting reflex

y'all would love my wife. a TSA agent once waved her through, then waved at her angrily bc she had to stop for a moment to gather her things, and she looked at them and said "use your words,"

every time a cissie asks if i like drag race my pool of beatific patience gets one drop lighter and i get one step closer to blotting out the sun with forbidden gender magicks

Christmas tree idea: hang a bunch of silver-painted buttplugs as ornaments and no one can tell the difference.

i saw citrus twee at wal*mart and she was calling the cashier a "stupid twink" and knocking over piles of canned beans

the coochie elf is a twink now

Download A Car by sp00t https://web.archive.org/web/20100823212937im_/http://customize.org:80/bb4win/themes/67687

tall girl: *exists*

me: 💖💖💖

when your a italian in a cramped kitchen preparing dips for a small gathering of friends

"eyyyy im guaccing here"