jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

@ShugoWah How are you gonna come into my timeline like that and steal my most profound mood

remember when they just had killer clowns for a bit just going around killing people

i think one of the most important aspects of being a white ally is realizing that racism is so deeply integrated into society that just existing as a white person in it means you have racist ideas about stuff. you have to spend your whole life analyzing your thoughts and behavior and recognizing the internalized racism and take active steps to fix it. and it really does take your whole life. ive been learning about this stuff since i was about 12 and i still have a really long way to go. also poc dont owe it to you to explain why certain things are racist. you have access to google, educate yourself. being a good ally takes work and effort but like you gotta do it

Laser therapy did bugger all and my facial hair is coming back. I feel shitty because that was v expensive for my parents and I used up birthday+Christmas presents on it. Plus, dysphoria.

But on the other hand, the phone I switched to has a more flattering camera. So have a selfie I guess.

When you're browsing on Firefox and you accident open in a new window instead of a new tab.

As of new year's eve, I will have been without a facebook account for one year.
It's been a largely positive experience. While I've lost contact with a few more distant friends, I no longer have to deal with any of the stupid bullshit that hellforsaken website slams you with. I've also grown closer to the people that matter the most to me, and generally feel like a more whole person.
I highly recommend leaving it as a new year's resolution if you still have an account.

do you think eugen misses not having a thousand communist shitposters dragging him down everyday?

Yeah seriously what is going on with the insane influx of stepsister incest porn on the front page of every porn site you guys notice that too right

friend sent me this..

France France Revolution

i shidded and farded

Mastodon really rewards you for just... going off on one. It's so nice.

I feel old habits kicking in- trying to engineer content that'll get boosts- then some weird vent thread I started yesterday will make the rounds instead.

Maybe I'm just lucky..? But I feel this platform actively resisting my worse tendencies in ways I hadn't expected. I'm grateful for that.

That's how it *should* be.

Think I'll be sticking around for the foreseeable future. ❤️

@bitchphomet parenting reflex

y'all would love my wife. a TSA agent once waved her through, then waved at her angrily bc she had to stop for a moment to gather her things, and she looked at them and said "use your words,"

every time a cissie asks if i like drag race my pool of beatific patience gets one drop lighter and i get one step closer to blotting out the sun with forbidden gender magicks

Christmas tree idea: hang a bunch of silver-painted buttplugs as ornaments and no one can tell the difference.

i saw citrus twee at wal*mart and she was calling the cashier a "stupid twink" and knocking over piles of canned beans

the coochie elf is a twink now

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