jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

@Dayglochainsaw i wanna see howl’s castle do a sick flip now

suckling on dat 🅱️enis

@pbandkate
nuts if tru

Not putting anyone on blast or anything, but who here thinks this is fucking nuts:

A Relationship consisting of:
One (1) cis het man
One (1) cis het woman

I have stolen a picture if you need photographic evidence.

Even more annoying than capitalism itself is how poorly its most ardent defenders even understand it. Today’s “surprising” expose: “Portugal Dared to Cast Aside Austerity. It’s Having a Major Revival.”

SHOCKED to hear that ignoring advice that’s the macroeconomic equivalent of “if your car’s check oil light is on you should put even less oil in to teach it not to be so dependent on oil” worked out well

maybe one of my new year's resolutions should be to support more underground game developers on itch io

*gnome voice* we should deprecate right-click. it's only used by extremely technical users and alienates our users

@lynnesbian
*Steve Jobs voice* we should deprecate right-click. it's only used by extremely technical users and alienates our users

@Louisa @Quixote171 looking GOOD, monarch!!

@Quixote171 @Pixley @Louisa runny yoke is the best kind!!! sop it up off the plate with the pizza crust!!! if u don’t like it foh outta here!!!?

dont forget to eat ur food

or i will

my favorite thing about the fallout 4 release cycle was how many time bethesda would say "we are NOT doing a survival mode like in new vegas. ours is different and BETTER " [it wasn't]

ever since i started using mastodon and made friends my fucking general state has improved. the absolute madman has genuinely gotten over a real deep depressive episode with the power of friendship.

my stinky cat woke me up at some unholy hour for snuggles, it was adorable though so cant really complain

*sweeping the floor of a barber shop* "gonna make some hair fritters tonight..."