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also if this is your alt: clean your act up and took a look in the mirror idk what else to say

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loli shit is really upsetting and makes me not want to be here, and I really like being here

Not putting anyone on blast or anything, but who here thinks this is fucking nuts:

A Relationship consisting of:
One (1) cis het man
One (1) cis het woman

I have stolen a picture if you need photographic evidence.

Even more annoying than capitalism itself is how poorly its most ardent defenders even understand it. Today’s “surprising” expose: “Portugal Dared to Cast Aside Austerity. It’s Having a Major Revival.”

SHOCKED to hear that ignoring advice that’s the macroeconomic equivalent of “if your car’s check oil light is on you should put even less oil in to teach it not to be so dependent on oil” worked out well

maybe one of my new year's resolutions should be to support more underground game developers on itch io

when people talk about "the tragedy of the human condition," what they mean is the fact that we all poop

*gnome voice* we should deprecate right-click. it's only used by extremely technical users and alienates our users

@lynnesbian
*Steve Jobs voice* we should deprecate right-click. it's only used by extremely technical users and alienates our users

@Quixote171 @Pixley @Louisa runny yoke is the best kind!!! sop it up off the plate with the pizza crust!!! if u don’t like it foh outta here!!!?

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