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yeah sex is good but have you ever flopped on your own bed after sleeping on a futon for a week

I got a really nice sweatshirt for crimbus and it's so cozy I love it so much

anti-semitism/birdsite 

Twitter is suspending jewish users for saying "goyim" and "shiksa" and using those words is exactly the kind of thing some white nationalist fuck would call anti-white hate so, I'd say it's all but confirmed that someone very high up in that company is more than sympathetic to racists.

quote from the only time I've ever dirty talked 

I'm calling your pussy the binary, because I'm gonna fuck it

This advert is awful and 90s and probably the reason why some of y'all have inflation fetishes

clips.twitch.tv/CalmTrappedMoc

for some reason I'm tumblr its standard to have a before you follow page on your blog which seems good in theory, but in reality you just list the hottest takes you can think of

genital humor 

ok but my dick is cleaner than my hands

tired: "gay" rainbow-lit cat
wired: g a y l i g h t i n g o t t e r

Anyone play Housamo? And wanna talk about slutty Catholic boy Zabaniya?

not to brag or anything but i haven’t been on facebook in like eight years

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