jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

have you dreamed this man?

here's a hot take for ya, it sucks to be a jerk

have you always wanted to install linux, but found it too complex? haha you want to install linux? what are you a fucking nerd or something?

americans are all foot fetishes. they even measure shit with feet

@lynnesbian metre fetish

furries be like

amazing that its ten years later and weirdo nerds are still hollering to audit the fed

heard there’s a “yellow vest” protest organized by god knows who in NYC and they are going to protest the federal reserve 😑
The same federal reserve trump blames for an economy he’s actively sabotaging.
This is how the right wing hijacks popular movements

scuse me

RT @KrangTNelson@twitter.com

[tenderly kissing every single police officer in america squarely on the butthole] oi oi am I right

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/KrangTNelson/status/1079503096240398336

this asshole just struts around like he owns the place and nobody does shit about it. no more...no fucking more

kirby's epic gamercide

horses are NOT legal

my only memories from childhood:

- loving my wii more than i loved my family
- pretending to be a boy on club penguin to get a gf
- ugly crying on my 10th birthday bc my mom didn’t get me gta v

@lynnesbian cultural Marxism is when you put women in Ghostbusters. Societal Leninism is when you put black people in star wars

CULTURAL MARXISM
VERSUS
SOCIETAL LENINISM

FIGHT

why the fuck is there a bunch of white men debating whether or not "cultural leninism" has gone too far in my mentions
this has been going on for TWO DAYS

at this point, the only logical conclusion is that being on mastodon makes you charming and good-looking