jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

#Mumia Abu-Jamal Granted Appeal After Decades in Prison - Read here --> https://enoughisenough14.org/2019/01/01/mumia-abu-jamal-granted-appeal-after-decades-in-prison/

@dirt I have said kill the rich and landlords are parasites. Having a fukkin normal one lol

happy 3919 everyone, make sure to plug into the projecto-ether to watch the holo ball drop and celebrate the new year with Robot Ryan Seacrest

fappy new rear!

haha, we like to joke, we like to have fun on mastodon. but you know what isn't a joke? regular prostate exams, folks. schedule one every 2-4 years so you can enjoy beautiful new years moments like this one for many years to come

On a crowded train platform. As more people arrive, my child begins t-posing to establish dominance

if you dont have your own homenade hormones, store bought is fine

there’s no such thing as perf

2019 is the year I blast the "mega rope" of legend, the super saiyan version of rope. watch for it.

"Revolution" I whisper in line at the DMV, to knowing nods from my surroundings.

"Revolution" I whisper when a woman's credit card is denied at my register, to a look of understanding as I give her an item for free.

"Revolution" I say as the class is uproarious about the politics of the day, to cheers and agreement.

"Revolution." We speak, aloud in a crowd of protesters.

"Revolution!" We yell, waving our colorful flags in front of the Capitol building.

happy new year whatever time zone that was

happy new year everyone