jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

Joseph joestar is presented as a man who vehemently hates racism and stands up for black people but also he's literally a nazi collaborator so what gives

Cops cry for lost donuts...

RT @lexkypolice@twitter.com [official account for Lexington, Kentucky police, 31 December 2018]:
No words. 😭

my brother listens to, like, white people reggae. every song he listens to sounds like “gettin rid of Britta” from community

@lynnesbian

Are you telling me it's possible my google toilet, toothbrush, car and replacement soul could be collecting data on me???

@lynnesbian

you might not have known this, but google - the company you use for searching, email, maps, translation, data storage, watching videos, voice assistant tech, backing up your phone, storing photos, finding images, making purchases, making your phone's operating system, advertising, providing webfonts, running website analytics, providing captcha authentication, and browsing the internet - might be tracking you

this might come as a shock, but google, a company whose primary revenue source is advertising, might be collecting your data

@ceralor I'm none of them because Negresco tastes way better

@ceralor sorry i don't trust like that

tag urself I'm oreoreoreo

Jesus's foreskin, known as the Holy Prepuce, was one of the many relics which circulated around Europe in the Middle Ages.

As David Farley writes, "Depending on what you read, there were eight, twelve, fourteen, or even 18 different holy foreskins in various European towns during the Middle Ages."

Did you know that, according to Christian liturgy, New Year's Day is the day Jesus was circumcised?

im pansexual, as in, " trans and nonbinary people can choke me unconscious"

The greatest bulwark of capitalism is militarism.
-- Emma Goldman

#anarchism #quote #bot

I merged all videos and text from an excellent thread...

RT @_heartsucker@twitter.com [Bio-location set to "Berlin", during New Year's midnight 2018/2019]:
Does anything say NYE like shooting off fireworks in front of a women’s prison? Here’s to a 2019 full of liberation.
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For a world without prisons.
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And until we reach that world, spending this evening shooting off fireworks with friends and strangers is the best way I could have spent it. I love y’all.

Blackholes are ominous

me when i was 13: [says problematic things i would never say now bc i thought it was either okay or funny]

some 35 year old weirdo, years later: i see u said things you shouldn’t have when u were 13...UR CANCELLED

*rising from my 1000 year slumber* WHO DARES PING @everyone IN THE DISCORD GROUP

wait wait wait, sony's line of consoles is called the gaystation??? frig now i gotta get one