jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

crows are highly intelligent and have cooperative association and they dont need jobs so its clearly objectively better than being a human

Doctor: *walks into exam room*

Doctor: "Did you know anyone can just buy a labcoat, stethoscope, and clipboard?"

@Elizafox
It's a good point now here's a link to the thing for people that want to donate https://www.patreon.com/noelleanthony

@glyzinite why does this read like a hypnosis trigger phrase

There are only 14 possible calendar configurations. You can reuse your 2013 calendar in 2019.

@JohnBrownJr @Los_Ingobernables_De_Jorts *shoots your dog* aww dag

@laser @Los_Ingobernables_De_Jorts you'll never take me alive, copper!

@JohnBrownJr @Los_Ingobernables_De_Jorts *pulls up shirt collar and whispers* gotem

@Los_Ingobernables_De_Jorts @laser that's right he was selling drugs to me

i just made and consumed a pb&j in less than three minutes ama

@Los_Ingobernables_De_Jorts they were all no nutters

the funniest writer bro thing is to make their Facebook status a quote from their poetry with quotation marks and all instead of just posting the poem

The doziest boy (also yes I live under this blanket)

🅱️rother, may i have some 🅱️oochie

@a_breakin_glass all solid objects emit a little thermal radiation, that's just the nature of things. if you hover your palm over your other hand, you can feel your very own glow as warmth...

Stars can't be green for the same reason you can't make iron glow green-hot! It goes from dull red, to white hot, to bluish hot. The thermal blackbody radiation curve that peaks in the green has equal parts blue, green, and red, so it appears kind of yellowish-white to us. If green stars were possible, our own sun would be exactly that! If you think about it, you're glowing like a star right now, just only in the infra-red spectrum, can't see it (unless you have an infrared heat camera) ✨

This is my life's dream now until the revolution