jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

to piggyback on the discourse from yesterday, “been” is pronounced “bin”

Be it resolved this day, that General Martok makes trans girls thirsty.

like
"trans girls face [effect of spiro]"
is wrong because
1. some trans people aren't on any hrt
2. even trans people on estrogen are not all on spironolactone. outside of the US, other anti-androgens are used more

while we're here, we appreciate trans people who do not transition, by choice or unfortunate circumstance

we know y'all also get unfortunate shit from fellow trans community about what it means to be trans, and assumptions that rely on the expectation that all trans people of your gender are on hrt and thus have this one global experience caused by hrt
(this shit stops working even within hrt havers. "trans girl culture is loving salty things bc of spiro" breaks in many ways)

@Eweish titus andronicus!

"Villian, I have done thy mother."

@lynnesbian @nuttgodd OHHH SHIIIIIT.

HELLO POLICE? ID LIKE TO REPORT A MURDER!!??!!!?!;?

@nuttgodd LMAOOOOOOOO FLAT EARTHERS DSTROYED

@lynnesbian no the globe is flat it's winter everywhere silly

mpregmafia

Nightcore is legitimate copyright infringment in 95% of cases.

@00dani let mario be princess peach imo

I would say "I'm 100% sure it's CAPITALISM". Cause the only dream I have is the destruction of #CAPITALISM! So…

#meme #anticapitalism

Turning on super-dark mode that makes both the background and text pure black so I don't have to read my bad toots

Hackers Threaten to Dump Insurance Files Related to 9/11 Attacks
– The Dark Overlord appears to be trying to capitalize on conspiracy theories about the September 11 attacks.
https://motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/yw79k5/hacker-group-threatens-dump-911-insurance-files-dark-overlord
'...“Pay the fuck up, or we're going to bury you with this. If you continue to fail us, we'll escalate these releases by releasing the keys, each time a Layer is opened, a new wave of liability will fall upon you,” the extortion note reads...'

New Years Resolution: Kill Google

@garfiald hey kid, sorry to break it to you but youre bigender now. thems the fuckin rules