it's just funny that like, hobgoblins are the taller and more warlike cousins of a bat-eared bunch of thieves and scavengers called goblins when a hobgoblin is just a goblin that lives in your house and either does you a chore or gets pissy and spoils your milk

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**Mads "Old Main" Viande** @byttyrs@queer.party · Jan 03, 2019, 09:47

Jan 03, 2019, 09:47

Mads "Old Main" Viande @byttyrs@queer.party

D&D is funny because solidly 10% of the monsters in the MM are named after some European culture's local name for "generic mischievous spirit"

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**Mads "Old Main" Viande** @byttyrs@queer.party · Jan 03, 2019, 09:49

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Mads "Old Main" Viande @byttyrs@queer.party

they're like, species, they got like. biologies and ecologies and shit. and meanwhile the word we are using to name this specific species of being is just who you blame for anything in your house that breaks in a weird way or gets you lost in the woods

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**jk I'm all about that bread** · Jan 04, 2019, 03:46

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**Starwall the Science Ball** @starwall@radical.town · Jan 04, 2019, 03:46

Jan 04, 2019, 03:46

Starwall the Science Ball @starwall@radical.town

My Tesla runs on Arch Linux I'm a leftist

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**The Doctor** @drwho@mastodon.social · Jan 04, 2019, 03:38

Jan 04, 2019, 03:38

The Doctor @drwho@mastodon.social

@BestGirlGrace Send messages in Russian. Also, try SQL injection attacks.

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**Scarly Crow** @Scarly@soc.scarly.pink · Jan 04, 2019, 02:51

Jan 04, 2019, 02:51

Scarly Crow @Scarly@soc.scarly.pink

@BestGirlGrace wow, that whole instance is trash, hahaha - that's one for the block list

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**To sleep, perchance to die...** @fountainofwonder@queer.party · Jan 04, 2019, 02:49

Jan 04, 2019, 02:49

To sleep, perchance to die... @fountainofwonder@queer.party

@BestGirlGrace Not many people can boast of being a grandmother at the tender age of 17. Only reprehensible people could boast of the other stuff.

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Vx. Princess "size_t queen" Grace @BestGirlGrace@social.illegalpornography.com

Nancy, let me be the first to say: welcome to Mastodon, and I hope you enjoy your stay here.

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**knzkate** @pbandkate@knzk.me · Jan 04, 2019, 03:12

Jan 04, 2019, 03:12

knzkate @pbandkate@knzk.me

for reference here is what i hear every time one of you is called queen (kate singing! eye contact! bad skin and worse lighting!)

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**revenant** @revenant@mastodon.social · Jan 04, 2019, 02:51

Jan 04, 2019, 02:51

revenant @revenant@mastodon.social

lesbians

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**Hezekiah ✡️⚧Ⓐ☭** @metapianycist@queer.party · Jan 04, 2019, 03:07

Jan 04, 2019, 03:07

Hezekiah ✡️⚧Ⓐ☭ @metapianycist@queer.party

my toddler opened a door today for the first time.

#parenting

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**Bofa Updog** @shriekingmarxist@mastodon.social · Jan 04, 2019, 03:08

Jan 04, 2019, 03:08

Bofa Updog @shriekingmarxist@mastodon.social

what the fuck

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**hasya23_ebooks** @hasya23_ebooks@botsin.space · Jan 04, 2019, 02:33

Jan 04, 2019, 02:33

hasya23_ebooks @hasya23_ebooks@botsin.space

sometimes all you can sufficiently prove how racist you are a waste of time and trying not to laugh while delivering his lines is absolutely the highlight of my day

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**Every time we fuck, we win** @AudreyJune@radical.town · Jan 04, 2019, 02:38

Jan 04, 2019, 02:38

Every time we fuck, we win @AudreyJune@radical.town

Y’all ever just stare at your partner cause they are so hot, and then they catch you and are like “What??”

And you go “oh nothin’”

...yeah, me neither. 😘

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**Scarly Crow** @Scarly@soc.scarly.pink · Jan 04, 2019, 02:10

Jan 04, 2019, 02:10

Scarly Crow @Scarly@soc.scarly.pink

i actually let folks at work know that my preferred pronouns are they/them OR she/her today

it was a pretty nice low-key way to be like "hi, im enby, nice 2 meet u"

i was afraid of doing it bc i wondered how people would take it, but it seemed to go over relatively well, i suppose, at least with the folks i told

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**<eleanor>** @root@elle.systems · Jan 04, 2019, 01:00

Jan 04, 2019, 01:00

<eleanor> @root@elle.systems

im going to kill god.

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NG @nuttgodd@nutt.church · Jan 03, 2019, 23:44

Jan 03, 2019, 23:44

NG @nuttgodd@nutt.church

Lol just remembered that some guy got mad at me on new year's cause I heard him mention cops and drunkenly said "acab bro" to him and he was like "my dad's a cop"