jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

@annachronism @WeedSenpai
there's like, a real intense angle to the phrase "cum infection" and I'm trying go figure out what exactly it is but i think it involves turning into a slimegirl

@CoronaCoreanici will you put the 'ram' in 'ramification'

Holy shit, this blew up harder than on hellsite

Here's my soundcloud: lorx.us/favor

And a worthy call for help I saw recently: https://weirder.earth/@dzuk/101344397780481949

If any of you ever need a math consultant for your naughty teacher porn blackboards PLEASE contact me, PhD students don't make enough and I want to put hilarious overly well-thought out math in unlikely places and I'm available for very reasonable rates

𝓹𝓮𝓮 𝓹𝓮𝓮 𝓹𝓸𝓸 𝓹𝓸𝓸

@garfiald

🎅: Ho ho ho! Hello children, I'm Santa's cousin, Arbitration Clause!

👧🏽 👦🏼 : uh, what?

🎅: Did you know that many workplaces and services now make you to waive your right to bring complaints against them in court, and instead force you to appear before a private arbitrator that they choose and pay for?

👧🏽 👦🏼 : oh jeeze, the left can't meme.

🎅: LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHITS THIS ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY THIS IS SERIOUS FUCKIN' BUSINE

when i walk into a room

#freespeech I hate free speech, after the return of glorious posadist communism the only words allowable will be "yes" and "no" along with the phrase "slap my dingle dangle"

@starwall

i saw the best tooters of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical nudes,
dragging themselves through the discord servers at dawn looking for a cancellation,
angelheaded commies boosting for that ancient heavenly connection to the shitposting dynamo in the fediverse of night,

Auto workers union sues GM over company's use of temps instead of laid-off Lordstown workers.

https://www.cleveland.com/court-justice/2019/01/auto-workers-union-sues-gm-over-companys-use-of-temps-instead-of-laid-off-lordstown-workers.html

#scabs

boost this and i'll give you a hacker/cyberpunk name based on my 0 knowledge of hacking or cyberpunk

omg femalewarrior and nonbinarywarrior work out and train together??! are they dating?!

oh dear, just got unprovoked war declared. i THINK my fleet is like 150-200 points stronger than theirs but im not gonna risk it. time to read more dr. stone!!

does the hit movie “the 40 year old virgin” promote aphobia? in this essay, i will

two faith-based ferals