jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

fort Box

@KT katie please do not violate my NAP by bringing that missile onto my property. i will send my child army to kill you

introducing BROMENTS

they're like MOMENTS

but for MEN

🔹 We're doin' these updates in batches now!
🔸 Here's who we've cut off over the past few weeks:

⛔️ honey.church: Instance based on Aphobic and Transphobic ideology
⛔️ mobile.co: White Nationalist/Fascist Ideology
⛔️ wagesofsinisdeath.com: Christian Themed White Nationalist/Fascist Ideology
⛔️ freespeech.firedragonstudios.com: White Nationalist/Fascist Ideology
⛔️ freespeechextremist.com: White Nationalist/Fascist Ideology
⛔️ sinblr.com: Untagged, uncensored NSFW content

🔶 We've just suspended the following instances as a preventative measure:
• quey.org
• spacetime.social
• misskey.nl
• pixfed.com
• mastodon.sdf.org
• duckfriend.com
• toot.world
• deepweb.eu
• mstdn.in

🔷 They all seem to be run by the same admin who has been caught harassing users of other instances. ;~;

🔶 Others' attempts to call out this behavior resulted in further harassment and blocks. We're not even going to bother with this one.

🔷 HECK 'EM! >.<

#futchmeme #futch #futchdaddy #lgbt

My aro dream:
Me and my qpp buy a few acres of land in Norway with two little cabins near the mountains/forest. We live in our own cottages but have plenty of sleep-overs and share dinners, go out into the City for drinks, are each others ride or dies. Maybe we adopt a kid in our fifties and share parent duties. I run my music therapy business out of my cabin. We share a garden and a patio for growing root veggies, having hot tub nights.

#aromantic #qpp #arodreams

@CyclopsCaveman
Someone inform Neil deGrasse Thyssen

@CyclopsCaveman Strong enough for a man, Ph balanced for cis men only

@CyclopsCaveman
Now in FUCK OFF, SHUT UP, and DOUBLE CANCELLED

introducing MANCELED

it's like CANCELED

but for MEN

seems like nowadays everyone's looking for "experienced doms"? even the supposedly entry-level positions require 2-3 years

@sophia

@citrustwee without. the skin has too many toxins

do you guys eat your cars with or without the skin

he snooze

more games in forests with cute drawings

foricbly ejected from Black Pill Social Club for trying to convince everyone to use a Slap Chop as a masturbation aid

very shocked that there isn't a lot of usage of the "No Fun Allowed" image on this site. there's plenty of people who could use a good sending

"an instance for LGBT people who hate LGBT people" is a funny concept because /lgbt/ already exists