jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

@garfiald pigs are pigs and all cops are bastards and I love the way French people do their labor riots and things of that nature but also he's very fortunate to live in a country with a police force that doesn't instantly riddle you with bullets because you looked at an officer in a threatening manner.

@garfiald dude imagine having fucking riot gear and a shield and getting knocked around like a doll by some random dude with his bare hands lmaooooooo

@garfiald that guy is my fucking hero. what a badass

this is why they've been shooting tear gas and rubber bullets into the crowd before protests even start, four of them can't even handle one dude in a beanie

French cops drink so much pee pee juice they're not even any good at being cops. Look at them get fucking skeeted on

GOOD EVENING, LOVERLIES!!!!!

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If we assume that Brexit is inevitable, The left needs a plan to prevent the UK from becoming a neoliberal tax haven hell hole

relationship advice: if she's the one, give her a sword

if my oldest doesnt murder me, i'm not doing a good job as a father

relationship advice: women do not like stands, do nOT show her your stand

nicknames for The Big Bang Theory are still my favorite thing
- The Bag Pang Theory
- The Big Band Threnody
- The Ping Pong Thoreau
- The Pib Bab Thallium
- The Palm Balm Dimethylmercury
- The Pig Pen Ornithopter

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did people seriously think infinity war was a good movie??? lmao

what's up gamers, i'm pontius pilate and today we're gonna visit the judicial murder yard

me: authority isnt derived from farcical aquatic ceremonies and swords distributed by weird water ladies

me, after getting a sword: all shall bend to my will