jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

*dies cutely*

@gasp
I wonder if cis people dont expect us to be able to look good, so they dress us like the dragged-up, frumpy cis actors from trans tragedy porn, little realising with the right clothing and make up we regularly look hash-tag-better-than-cis (r) (c) (tm)

@danishcookies uwu *jumps into your lap* what pawts am i sitting over

more fantasy forests should be alive, vengeful, and ready to fuckin eighty-six any dumbass that wants to fuck with them

The Lorax could easily be solved if the forest just fucking murdered everyone that dared to touch it

Hewwo dis ish teh FBI, Furry Bulge Inspection agency, coming to awwest u for poswession of an iwwegally big bulgie uwu. Now I will inspwect u.

*sniffs and notices ur bulge owo wats dis squeezie ur bulgie uwu ish sho juicy and big owo*

RT @fermatslibrary@twitter.com

Here's a useful counterintuitive fact: one 18 inch pizza has more 'pizza' than two 12 inch pizzas

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/fermatslibrary/status/1082273172114862083

toast is really good and patient.

dark brotherhood meeting this week at the hot topic don't be late

we saw this painting today, it’s like if werner herzog was a koala

Kenshiro explodes Nazis and gives free heathcare. Also he feeds dogs.

Current status: furious that you can't sort objects by likes on thingiverse.

Know better than me? Please let me know 😆

OK I actually live how Sakura just happens to be waring trans pride-coloured shorts during Lilly's coming out scenes!

(I swear those shorts are pink white and blue, my camera's just bad w/ screens)

@DirectorBlack It's a millipede, it won't hurt you unless you're a pile of dead leaves.

@CornishRepublicanArmy @cambrian_era I love them they're doing a great job

You could ride this thing around like a cot on legs.
https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/adai1a/arthropleura_an_extinct_prehistoric_millipede_and/