jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

@picklemaddierix Politifact has declared the meme "you know i had to do it to em" true, he in fact did have to do it to em.

Politifact rates the meme "pee is stored in the balls" pants on fire

Politifact rates the meme "We Live In A Society" true

@SanjoTheBanjo birds: the building blocks of the universe

@SanjoTheBanjo how many birds are inside of birds

Inside everyone are two birds. One of them is gay. The other one is gay. They are both gay.

politifact is a great organization full of people who used to be hall monitors and the kids that would disagree with the teacher about ww2 history in middle school

My friends cat is a big mood

@JohnBrownJr blocked and reported

@Pixley i'm becomeing big youtubber

@kew thats kind of exactly what i mean though, the fan culture is toxic, but speedrunners are trying to build stuff together and i think theres a lot less assholish behavior as a result of that, possibly?

@dankwraith not to be confused with speedrunning fans, who like to spam transphobic shit in chat when i'm just tryna watch someone go fast

speedrunning communities are fascinating because they are actually far _less_ gatekept and way more open and welcoming than game "fandoms"

my hair is too powerful it just eats the dye

LESBIAN POWER MOVE

when im on my bullshit

i usually steal something every time i go into a big corporate store. it’s just something i do

https://onster.farm/media/ncjP-UCw3A-mGCUU4EQ

im a little over a month into having a cat, this is pretty great