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game show concepts 

Contestants and the audience have all their money taken from them and then distributed equally.

hey guys I just bit into this tomate and uh... 

@garfiald everyone quick to talk about how garfield's tomato was full of cum, but no one stops to ask why someone would just bite into a whole ass tomato instead of cutting it up and cooking it into a meal or tossing it in a salad or something?

I Am Intimidated By Pretty Girls, A Memoir

food, no context 

This is not my jam. This is my marmalade. And I fucking hate marmalade.

reviews for me include
"you're a gay dream" -meike
"Leith do you ever sleep" -cent
"FUCK IT'S LEITH" -chris
"...demon cryptid..." -jesse
and more

@00dani nope poop comes from the butt, shit comes from the ass

weird ominous beaver 

your bones are wet your bones are wet your bones are wet your bones are wet your bones are wet your bones are wet your bones are wet your bones are wet your bones are wet your bones are wet your bones are wet your bones are wet your bones are wet your bones are wet your bones are wet your bones are wet your bones are wet your bones are wet your bones are wet your bones are wet your bones are wet

thinkin about how cool and valid plural people are

lewd 

@muppetbutler that reminds me! I like putting my dick in pumpkins

@Absolutely_Blakely @extinct Modern Great White Sharks are growing bigger and maybe one day will again fill the niche that that Livyatan and Megalodon left unfilled when the last ice age killed them off.

@Absolutely_Blakely @extinct in fact most early whales competed with Megalodon and other mega sharks for the same prey, and had some of the largest teeth of any species.
Livyatan for instance was one HELL of an apex predator. Nowadays the ocean lacks the role of a megalodon predator, so whale sizes have been allowed to grow to not seen before sizes with no natural predators (blue whales).

@Absolutely_Blakely @extinct most of these were predators, especially the middle ones. they lived in rivers and other swampy areas, and were likely ambush predators like crocodiles, they even walked on their bellies like crocs too. They evolved a gradually more fully aquatic lifestyle.

@starwall whales: aw hell no, i'm going back where it's wetter and, according, to legend better; byyyeeeeeeeee!

look at this thing. This is an ancestor of all whales and dolphins. it has HOOVES for crying out loud

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