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game show concepts 

Contestants are shown a variety of geometric shapes and must name each one without panicking and running out of the room in fear.

Things that need to be normalised in 2019 part 2:

•Plural systems
•Trans children being accepted
•Autistic self-advocacy
•People using it/its pronouns
•Littles

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racism, white South Africans 

Haha, who the fuck wrote this shit?

game show concepts 

Contestants are given a dog and they are permitted (and encouraged) to pet the dog.

game show concepts 

A Fediverse-based dating game show where 10 people enter and all 10 of them leave in a single polyamorous relationship.

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game show concepts 

A show where you have to guess someone's gender in 20 questions or less

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game show concepts 

Contestants and the audience have all their money taken from them and then distributed equally.

hey guys I just bit into this tomate and uh... 

@garfiald everyone quick to talk about how garfield's tomato was full of cum, but no one stops to ask why someone would just bite into a whole ass tomato instead of cutting it up and cooking it into a meal or tossing it in a salad or something?

I Am Intimidated By Pretty Girls, A Memoir

food, no context 

This is not my jam. This is my marmalade. And I fucking hate marmalade.

reviews for me include
"you're a gay dream" -meike
"Leith do you ever sleep" -cent
"FUCK IT'S LEITH" -chris
"...demon cryptid..." -jesse
and more

@00dani nope poop comes from the butt, shit comes from the ass

weird ominous beaver 

your bones are wet your bones are wet your bones are wet your bones are wet your bones are wet your bones are wet your bones are wet your bones are wet your bones are wet your bones are wet your bones are wet your bones are wet your bones are wet your bones are wet your bones are wet your bones are wet your bones are wet your bones are wet your bones are wet your bones are wet your bones are wet

thinkin about how cool and valid plural people are

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